Sunday, February 14, 2010

Your Future in the Stars The Astrology Report.

“My horoscope? I don’t believe in that stuff. Wait! What does it say? I’m Leo.”

Sound like anyone you know? While the majority of the daily horoscope addicts will tell you that they don’t believe a word of it, nevertheless, they don’t feel comfortable until they’ve checked the daily paper to see what to be careful of, regardless of the fact that they don’t believe it.

Do the planet alignments and times really have no effect on your personality, weaknesses, strengths or what you’re prone to? They may not accurately predict your future, but what of those character traits? And to what degree do those character traits determine your future?

Shakespeare thought it prudent to write “The fault, Dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves that we are underlings.” Of course, Cassius and company were plotting Caesar’s assassination, so why wouldn’t they want Brutus to think that?

We’d probably all like to think that romance, love and destiny lay in the stars. (It would relieve us of some personal responsibility!) If it is written in the stars, we’d certainly want to be able to read what is written!

You could try the Astrology Report Gift Pack. It comes in a neat little tin containing everything you need to register for a personalized report. There’s a booklet on astrology included. You’ll fill in the details necessary for your report to be plotted. Choose one of the three reports offered - relationship compatibility, romance or birth. They will use your information to plot the alignment of planets (and whatever else they use) at your moment of birth and a report of 8 to 12 pages will be sent to you.

Just remember, you have 12 months in which to register your report. I guess the stars expire after that.

Word Count: 300 excluding title.

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