WAGS With Brains: A Short Article ….

Don’t make the mistake of assuming that WAGS don’t have brains. They certainly do. What happens inside those brains, may, in some cases, be somewhat suspect. In other cases, the brain has been known to become dormant until the WAG status wears off, when they seem to be revived, with some modifications. It would make an interesting study, but to the best of my knowledge, no positive results have emanated from any such attempts.

I believe that certain psychologists who have tried to conduct such in-depth studies seem to end up speechless, with vacant eyes, shaking-of-the-head syndrome and utterly astonished expressions permanently etched on their faces. Their eyes seem to flicker momentarily when they see the flash of a credit card, but apparently they suffer sudden, violent seizures at the sound of a cashier’s till. Post seizure shaking can last for hours and may be accompanied by weeping. At the sound of a whistle they appear to suffer panic attacks, their desperate eyes displaying signs of seeking an escape.

While some experts are working on the development of medication to relieve these symptoms, experts in other areas are focusing on methods of containing a possible mass outbreak of similar symptoms among the psychiatric fraternity during the impending 2010 World Cup Series.

If some WAGS seem to be confused at times – many times – most times – all the time, that should not be perceived to display a lack of intelligence. I consider myself to be a reasonably intelligent person, but after reading their blog site, I myself felt some – a great deal of – confusion. On the subject of confusion, in fairness, bear in mind that WAGS have to communicate with other WAGS – and if that isn’t confusing, please define confusion.

The fact that they maintain a blog site does indicate that at least some of them do have active, capable brains. (Even if the first large advert I noticed happened to be for a dildo.) More than that, I read a post indicating that Cassie Sumner had written an autobiography about life as a WAG. In her book, apparently she warns off wannabe WAGS, and even states that her life as a WAG has put her off shopping for life, so I presume she’s well on the road to recovery. But, there again, she’s now an ex-WAG, so the faded status thing comes into play. A comment to the post about her book from a supportive ex-WAG supports the theory of a dormant brain being revived in WAG afterlife. Ex-WAGS bear frightening testimony to the lifestyle.

Ex-WAGS seem to have very good brains. WAGS certainly have brains, even if, in cases, to a greater or lesser degree, dormant. The question is, where are the brains in the pre-WAG stages?

WAGS Displaying Active Brains:

Recently a group of WAGS competed in an episode of “The Weakest Link” – okay, that’s a bad example. Moving on …..

Wonderful weather, we’ve been having. It’s almost spring in the southern hemisphere. Umm….. not bad in the north, either.

(There has to be something…)

Okay, gotta go.